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backstory: organizing my buddy list, asking people who are on my list who they are (if i had forgotten), and then i see Rvriyat online:

d sh1m (9:26:24 PM): yo!
Rvriyat (9:26:45 PM): sup .. who diz??
Rvriyat (9:26:48 PM): asl??
d sh1m (9:26:53 PM): wtf asl?!
d sh1m (9:26:58 PM): who the hell are you?
Rvriyat (9:27:02 PM): who diz??
Rvriyat (9:27:10 PM): u mesage me .. who r u??
Rvriyat (9:27:33 PM): a/s/l
Rvriyat (9:27:46 PM): age/sex/location
d sh1m (9:28:01 PM): you're on my buddy list.
d sh1m (9:28:05 PM): so yea......
Rvriyat (9:28:08 PM): asl
d sh1m (9:28:20 PM): goddamnit, i'm not looking for no sex chat.
Rvriyat (9:28:40 PM): ok
Rvriyat (9:28:40 PM): den
Rvriyat (9:28:42 PM): wat do u wan??
d sh1m (9:28:55 PM): i...wanna know who you are?
Rvriyat (9:29:02 PM): i wana kno who u is
Rvriyat (9:29:06 PM): u a guy or gurl?
d sh1m (9:29:11 PM): i'm a guy.
d sh1m (9:29:13 PM): a male.
Rvriyat (9:29:13 PM): ok bye
d sh1m (9:29:16 PM): WTF.
d sh1m (9:29:18 PM): hahahahahahahah
Rvriyat (9:29:34 PM): bye
Rvriyat is away at 9:29:44 PM.

 

 

 

 

Rvriyat returned at 10:17:02 PM.
d sh1m (10:24:03 PM): so dude, who the fuck are you?
Rvriyat (10:24:14 PM): who wants to know??
d sh1m (10:24:25 PM): i do.
Rvriyat (10:24:35 PM): n wats diz personz name?
d sh1m (10:24:59 PM): daniel?
Rvriyat (10:25:16 PM): ok .. daniel .. wat do u want 4rm me?
d sh1m (10:25:31 PM): your name?
Rvriyat (10:25:45 PM): um i am a guy n i dun lyke 2 tlk 2 random guyz
d sh1m (10:26:05 PM): dude, i'm not fucking hitting on you.
Rvriyat (10:26:10 PM): k gud
Rvriyat (10:26:16 PM): den wat do u wan?
d sh1m (10:26:26 PM): WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU ON MY BUDDY LIST?
Rvriyat (10:26:31 PM): iono
Rvriyat (10:26:38 PM): wherr u liv at/
d sh1m (10:26:46 PM): um, i'm a bit wary of giving strangers my info, so california.
Rvriyat (10:26:53 PM): oo
Rvriyat (10:26:54 PM): wherr?
d sh1m (10:27:00 PM): um, bay area.
Rvriyat (10:27:06 PM): wat skoo u go 2?
d sh1m (10:27:38 PM): sjha.
Rvriyat (10:27:38 PM): hw old ru?
Rvriyat (10:27:44 PM): watt???
d sh1m (10:27:56 PM): dude, please don't stalk me or some shit like that.
Rvriyat (10:28:04 PM): wtf i ain gay nicca
d sh1m (10:28:06 PM): how bout' YOU tell me YOUR info? you seem like the kinda guy that would.......do things.
Rvriyat (10:28:15 PM): y u wana kno soo badD?
Rvriyat (10:28:19 PM): g2g bye
d sh1m (10:28:26 PM): what on fucking earth?
Rvriyat (10:28:35 PM): readi wat it say nicca
Rvriyat signed off at 10:28:50 PM.
d sh1m (10:28:56 PM): you're an odd motherfucker.
Previous message was not received by Rvriyat because of error (10:28:56 PM): User Rvriyat is not available.

d sh1m: hi daniel shim.
wwjdwd627: wat the f?
d sh1m: indeed.
wwjdwd627: hoos dis?
d sh1m: i'd be THE daniel shim.
wwjdwd627: omg
wwjdwd627: not funny
d sh1m: actually, it IS quite hilarious.
d sh1m: korean (obviously), ...15-16?, virginia?
d sh1m: do you know any other daniel shim's?
d sh1m: what the hell, you're religious?
d sh1m: hiii?
d sh1m: this isn't a prank, by the way, haha.
wwjdwd627: um...
wwjdwd627: 15....
wwjdwd627: yes virginia......
wwjdwd627: this is really freakin me out
d sh1m: you kinda look like me too...
wwjdwd627: it freaks me out when ppl IM me and i hab absolutley no clue who they are......
d sh1m: oh, let me introduce myself.
d sh1m: hi, i'm Daniel Shim.
wwjdwd627: ok.....
wwjdwd627: not helping yo
d sh1m: from california.
wwjdwd627: um......
wwjdwd627: really?
d sh1m: yeah.
d sh1m: lemme see if i can fish out my xanga...
d sh1m: well, i didn't do it, but the information is accurate.
d sh1m: http://www.xanga.com/sh1m

d sh1m: well?
wwjdwd627: hold on
wwjdwd627: howd u hit me?
d sh1m: hit you?
d sh1m: oh.
d sh1m: well, my friend found your xanga.
d sh1m: rather...a hateful one of you.
d sh1m: then i found the real one.
d sh1m: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Danielshim_is_STUPID
d sh1m: they found this HILARIOUS.
wwjdwd627: oh
wwjdwd627: howd they get THAT?
d sh1m: he was looking for MY xanga.
d sh1m: probably typed in "danielshim" or something.
wwjdwd627: oh
wwjdwd627: hehe
wwjdwd627: i dont kno hoo the hell did that one
wwjdwd627: ew
wwjdwd627: yo...
wwjdwd627: u seriously from california?
d sh1m: yeah.
d sh1m: bay area.
wwjdwd627: its like....8 oclock there
wwjdwd627: man...
wwjdwd627: i need to go to sleep
d sh1m: yup.
wwjdwd627: its 11
wwjdwd627: yo
d sh1m: wait, do you have any more pics?
wwjdwd627: pics of wat?
d sh1m: you look....KINDA like me.
d sh1m: yourself.
wwjdwd627: wat the.....
wwjdwd627: well...
wwjdwd627: names are same....faces are similar...i wonder wat else is similar....*hint hint*
wwjdwd627: haha
d sh1m: i think that's where the similarities end.
wwjdwd627: haha
wwjdwd627: haha
wwjdwd627: hahah
wwjdwd627: hahahhah
wwjdwd627: thas pretty funny mang
wwjdwd627: yo
wwjdwd627: i gotta hit the bed
wwjdwd627: school tomorrw
d sh1m: haha, alrighty then.
d sh1m: uh, sophomore, i think?
wwjdwd627: yea y?
d sh1m: nothing.
d sh1m: oh wait,
d sh1m: who's alex shim?
wwjdwd627: omg
wwjdwd627: r u stalking like everyone?
d sh1m: i just scrolled through your xanga and saw "alex shim".
wwjdwd627: he goes to my church....
d sh1m: the last name shim isn't too common over here.
wwjdwd627: is february 23rd 88 really ur bday?
d sh1m: yeah.
wwjdwd627: fuckin senior??!?!
d sh1m: i'm 17.
d sh1m: yeah.
wwjdwd627: way to talk to a youngin
wwjdwd627: ....
d sh1m: yup.
wwjdwd627: o well...
wwjdwd627: gotta hit it
d sh1m: the bed, right?
wwjdwd627: ob cuz
d sh1m: yeah i understand.
wwjdwd627: pc out nigga with same name.....
d sh1m: i gotta hit it too.
d sh1m: and i don't mean the bed.
wwjdwd627: um...
wwjdwd627: then wat?
d sh1m: ....damn i gotta spell it out for you?
wwjdwd627: yes
d sh1m: nothing. its a sin.
wwjdwd627: rite.....
wwjdwd627: no its not
d sh1m: haha, goodnight religious daniel shim.
wwjdwd627: goodnight..um...weird stalker daniel shim


and AFTER....


Toasted Nammy: WHAT HTE FUCK
d sh1m: or m
d sh1m: wtf.
d sh1m: WTF.
d sh1m: hi.
Toasted Nammy: OMFG
Toasted Nammy: SECOND DANIEL SHIM
Toasted Nammy: I CANT HANDLE THIS
Toasted Nammy: FUCKING KARMA , LIKE HATES ME
Toasted Nammy: OMFGOm
Toasted Nammy: we gotta go to virginia
Toasted Nammy: and FUCK THAT NIGGA UP
Toasted Nammy: HE STOLE YOUR ID MANG
Toasted Nammy: omfomgomgomgomgomgogmogmogomg
Toasted Nammy: im freaking out
Toasted Nammy: FRWAKING OUT
d sh1m: you're CRAGE.
Toasted Nammy: WTF
d sh1m: wait, wtf why do we have to beat him up?
Toasted Nammy: well
Toasted Nammy: its either you or him
Toasted Nammy: there isnt enough room in the world
Toasted Nammy: for 2 shims
Toasted Nammy: OMG
Toasted Nammy: IF WE DO BAD STUFF
Toasted Nammy: WE CAN GIVE HIM THE KARMA
d sh1m: ...cept there are like 20 shims in my FAMILY.
Toasted Nammy: omg.
Toasted Nammy: we gotta fuck them all up
d sh1m: WTF.
d sh1m: YOU...
d sh1m: YOU'VE LOST IT.
Toasted Nammy: OMG
Toasted Nammy: DUDE
Toasted Nammy: NO
d sh1m: TAKE SOME FUCKING PILLS.
d sh1m: CYANIDE PILLS.
d sh1m: CYANIDE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
Toasted Nammy: TOO MANY SHIMS=bad world
Toasted Nammy: OMFG
Toasted Nammy: 20 SHIMS
Toasted Nammy: JEBUS
Toasted Nammy: HOW DO I CHOOSE WHICH ONE NOT TO KILL?!?!
d sh1m: ..
Toasted Nammy: WTF?!?!?!?!
Toasted Nammy: IM FRUCING TRIPPING OUT MANG
Toasted Nammy: i mean
Toasted Nammy: i know you the most
Toasted Nammy: but i want your computer
Toasted Nammy: and dog
Toasted Nammy: PLUS YOUR CURSED CUSS YOU ATE DOGS
Toasted Nammy: OMFG I GOTTA KILL YOU
Toasted Nammy: or do i....
Toasted Nammy: OMFODGMSDOFMOGM
d sh1m: ....
Toasted Nammy: WTF?!?!?!
Toasted Nammy: daniel
Toasted Nammy: what do i do
d sh1m: stop breathing.
d sh1m: draw some water into your bathtub...
Toasted Nammy: dude
Toasted Nammy: where does killing the shims come into play?
d sh1m: ...
Toasted Nammy: daniel
d sh1m: not too many shims in this world.
Toasted Nammy: duys gonna help right?
d sh1m: we're in demand!
d sh1m: I MUST BREED!
Toasted Nammy: NO NIGGA
Toasted Nammy: DUYS SISTERS MINE
d sh1m: ..
Toasted Nammy: YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS
d sh1m: NOT WITH DUY'S SISTER.
d sh1m: W..WTF.
Toasted Nammy: WTF
Toasted Nammy: BREAD WITH YOUR OWN KIND
d sh1m: TOO MANY NYUGENS IN THE WORLD!
Toasted Nammy: GODDAMN NIGGA
Toasted Nammy: NO DUDE THATS CHINA
d sh1m: I THINK WE NEED TO ERADICATE A FEW...
d sh1m: STARTING WITH YOU...
Toasted Nammy: which is part of korea.....
Toasted Nammy: OMFG YOUR CHINESE
Toasted Nammy: OGMOGMOGMOGOGOGMG
Toasted Nammy: xiao's chinese......
d sh1m: w...how the fuck does that even work?
Toasted Nammy: OMFG YOUR XIAOS BROTHER
Toasted Nammy: OGMOGMOGMOGMOGM
d sh1m: ............
d sh1m: goddamnit.
Toasted Nammy: OMGGGGGGGgg
d sh1m: no getting through to yo.
Toasted Nammy: MUST BOMB CHINA
Toasted Nammy: CHINA+KOREA=ASIA
Toasted Nammy: I MUST BOMB ASIA
d sh1m: WTF.
Toasted Nammy: ASIA=PLANET
Toasted Nammy: WTF I GOTtA BLOW UP THE WORLD!??!?!
Toasted Nammy: it must be done.
d sh1m: goddamnit, i don't wanna go to the same school you go to..
Toasted Nammy: LOL
Toasted Nammy: DUDE
Toasted Nammy: your gonna hlep me bomb your ocuntry right
Toasted Nammy: cuss
Toasted Nammy: your chinesse
d sh1m: my country is usa...
Toasted Nammy: and theres like a billion of you
Toasted Nammy: no dude
Toasted Nammy: usa died a while ago
Toasted Nammy: wtfs wrong with you
d sh1m: wh..what?
Toasted Nammy: THE MECS TOOK OVER USA
Toasted Nammy: USMC LOST DUDE
d sh1m: STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
Toasted Nammy: 2-1 DUDE
Toasted Nammy: its ok
d sh1m: goddamnit, video games DO affect children.
Toasted Nammy: i switched side in the end
d sh1m: but only the stupid children.
Toasted Nammy: DUDE
Toasted Nammy: I SAW YOU DIE
Toasted Nammy: AND TRIED TO SAVE YOU
Toasted Nammy: but the tank rolled by
Toasted Nammy: and fucked us up
Toasted Nammy: FUCKED UP
d sh1m: ..
Toasted Nammy: its ok
Toasted Nammy: we respawn in 15s
d sh1m: YOU NEED TO STFU!
Toasted Nammy: DUDE 10S RESPAWN
Toasted Nammy: duys gonna come too
Toasted Nammy: THEN WE"LL PWN CHINA
d sh1m: STFU!!!!
d sh1m: BLOCK YOUR GODDAMN CRAZY ASS.
d sh1m: YOU NEED A TIME OUT.
Toasted Nammy signed off at 9:10:00 PM.